What investing platform do/would you rather use in Switzerland? And why? : Switzerland – صحيفة الصوت

So I dont know if you do the same in the German and Italian side, but here on the suisse romande we have funny abbreviations for the cantons letters. Like this:

VS -> vaisseau spatial (space ship, because they go uphill the mountains as fast as a space ship)

VD -> véhicule dangereux (dangerous car, for obvious reasons. I think they have something similar for AG canton)

GE -> Gueule élastique (elastic mouth, because they speak way to much)

FR -> Fromage roulant (What else but cheese)

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I’m curious to know the rest, go ahead boys, spill it out!